Jen and I have a couple of phrases we like to use tongue-in-cheek when one of us puts forward a totally ridiculous hyphothesis.
Nonsense
From flies to guys
Flies get 'mind-control sex swap'.
My mate Clive
In which I meet Sir Clive Woodward.
Gruttish
... a very useful adject coined by none other than Charles Darwin.
The Prodigal Hamster
If Jesus had incorporated talking animals into his parables, they might have appealed more to a younger audience.
Lunt words
Graffiti village name change plan.
Listen to the man
BBC: Johnson must be coach - Woodward World Cup-winning coach Sir Clive Woodward says Martin Johnson is the right man to lead England's revival - but only if he is a hands-on coach.
The Cotton Mill Express
Steam train photos!
You say, "What about the meek?"
'Touch Sensitive' by The Fall.
El Dead
RIP Charlton Heston.