Every Friday (pretty much) for the past 300 six years, I’ve tweeted a link to a YouTube video of a musical masterpiece by The Fall, thoughtfully labelled with the hashtags #FallFriday and #waa! This morning, this happened… That would be Paul Hanley from out of The Fall. In yer face, Tanita Tikaram! Social media is/are… Continue reading #FallFriday
Nonsense
Equinox
Today marks the autumnal equinox in the northern hemisphere. Equinox (n.): The festival of the equine-ox. The day on which the local village idiot toured their domain astride an ox.
Tweet in my sobriety
Retweeted by Tanita Tikaram… My work on Twitter is complete.
Excavation
Dad finds his penknife.
It’s the dawn of a new era!
Floods, a pandemic, and now a comet. It’s like being back in the Middle Ages.
Gnu Romantics
Homo raphus
A little-known fact about me is that, on nights of the full moon, I turn into a dodo. …That’s right: I’m a weredodo.
True or false?
Vol au vent is French for water vole’s anus.
Weird insect
Spotted this weird insect in our kitchen this morning. What the heck is going on?
CLINT
Did a double-take in Sainsbury’s earlier in the week: …it made my day.