Today marks the autumnal equinox in the northern hemisphere. Equinox (n.): The festival of the equine-ox. The day on which the local village idiot toured their domain astride an ox.
Nonsense
Tweet in my sobriety
Retweeted by Tanita Tikaram… My work on Twitter is complete.
Excavation
Dad finds his penknife.
It’s the dawn of a new era!
Floods, a pandemic, and now a comet. It’s like being back in the Middle Ages.
Gnu Romantics
Homo raphus
A little-known fact about me is that, on nights of the full moon, I turn into a dodo. …That’s right: I’m a weredodo.
True or false?
Vol au vent is French for water vole’s anus.
Weird insect
Spotted this weird insect in our kitchen this morning. What the heck is going on?
CLINT
Did a double-take in Sainsbury’s earlier in the week: …it made my day.
No glow
BBC: Jeffrey Epstein accuser Virginia Roberts Giuffre on Maxwell arrestA US woman who says she was brought to Britain aged 17 to have sex with Prince Andrew has said he “should be panicking” following the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell. Panicking, maybe, but certainly not sweating.