Batwoman relaunched as lipstick lesbian shock!
Nonsense
Gazumped
Uri Geller gazumped on Elvis's old house.
Ellie Carter (1995–2006)
My mum's dog died today.
Yorkshire cricket
Cricket match played next to my house, Sat. April 11, 1896!
When I'm 41
I am older than John Lennon.
Comeuppance/Falldownance
Convicted egg thief dies after fall from tree.
Confused
Jen and I are confused about 24.
Telling porkies
God leaves message on tuna.
Goodness gracious, small balls of fire
Why do so many icons look so similar?
Emmelle
My teenage attempt at trying to communicate in French.