Neo-conservative?
Nonsense
Clever joke
In which I nick one of Fitz's jokes for a change.
Eh-oop!
Northern stereotype.
Fanny Cradock
I put my Fanny Cradock book up for grabs.
Lottery
Calls for Roman Catholics to boycott the National Lottery.
Bizarre text message conversation with Carolyn
What's your favourite colour.
Dave Allen (1936—2005)
Dave Allen dies.
Bobinogs Going
My VHS player goes surreal.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder
Beer drinkers not beautiful shock.
Barberism
Turn of phrase.