Dear Chris Martin...
Nonsense
Great news for those in search of really big bananas…
Fyffes and Chiquita to create biggest banana firm.
HELP!
One of our neighbours has lost a biscuit.
Only second?
Evan Davis: Birmingham and Manchester are usually mentioned when the subject of Britain's second city comes up. But is Hebden Bridge—population 4,200—the rightful owner of the title?
Shit-coin
UKIP's Farage v. alleged Japanese-American inventor of Bitcoin.
Sausage artistry part deux
Long-term readers of Gruts might remember that my mate Bill is something of a sausage artist.
I need to get out more
(Cartoon.)
Seeing Scarlett
In the unlikely event that I should ever find myself at a cocktail party chatting with Scarlett Johansson, I will now be able to explain to her how we have something in common.
A head for figures
Why I never became a mathematician.
Springsteen and he
I have to hand it to the Boss: Cape Town is a hell of a long way to travel, just to (finally) get to shake Bill's hand.