Nonsense – Page 57

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We did that!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Homo sapiens can be a pretty damn awesome species at times.

David Cameron: UK and France 'as close as ever'.

Jen's niece Lucy treated herself to a coffee at Starbucks last week. The barista evidently favoured phonetic spelling.

As per the last two years, I've put together a video slideshow summing up the year just gone. Here it is.

FREE: The third track from my forthcoming album.

I made my 26th consecutive Christmas Eve ascent of Moel Famau in North Wales earlier today.

Hacking trial: Police 'told to leave Queen's nuts'

Hodgson v Titchmarsh.

I decided to challenge my friend Stense to a round of the Paparazzo Game on Monday.

Why on Earth would I need to know how many revs my car's engine is doing?