Clock clocked.
Nonsense
You can take the man out of Liverpool…
Bill is staying with us over New Year. He arrived yesterday, bearing an excellent gift.
Ewe are kidding me!
In which I pull my coiffurist's leg.
Evacuee kids
A quote from a wartime diary mentioning my dad and uncle.
25 not out
On my 25th consecutive Christmas Eve ascent of Moel Famau.
Slater, get real, man!
Nigel Slater, get real! Who in God's holy name has ‘left-over roast potatoes’?
Just in case
...the world ends tomorrow.
Knobless oblige
Pope uses knob image for Twitter wallpaper.
Code-10 abort
In which my MI6 safe-house is blown.
Soup selection
Wouldn't bacon soup be totally awesome?