Why is Hebden Bridge the lesbian capital?
Nonsense
In which I Carter a phrase
I am inventing a brand new phrase which, from here on in, means to invent a brand new phrase. And you are not allowed to use that phrase ironically, because I have copyright on it, and only permit you to use it in a totally non-ironic sense.
Lip candy
Enjoyment of two new drama series spoilt by the unfeasibly large lips of both of the male lead characters.
Post card from Calderdale
Photo of a cloud sea yesterday.
Rule 1 of Marketing
Never choose a tagline which rhymes with blunder.
How to use maths to get chatted-up
In which I prove that 2 = 1.
Kodak slides
Kodak files for bankruptcy protection.
Jubileeve it?
New yacht for Queen's jubilee, suggests Michael Gove.
Gabby Logan, deux points
Has the BBC missed a trick: celebrity synchronised bloody swimming.
Moonshine
One of my creative commons licence photos is used by a band.