Over ten years, I've lived in Yorkshire, and it's finally starting to rub off.
Nonsense
On yer bloody bikes!
Environment Minister wants water companies to look at the possibility of connecting pipe networks so they could transfer water from wetter parts of the country.
The importance of punctuation
Rupert Murdoch has not been arrested. Yet.
Not from round these parts
Chaos reigned in Hebden Bridge yesterday morning, as the main shopping street was closed to traffic on market day to allow Yorkshire Bank to film a TV advertisement.
Totalitarian secularists? Really?!
Britain being overtaken by 'militant secularists', says Baroness Warsi.
Random nonsense
The unobservant amongst you will not have noticed that I have just added an option entitled Random to the menu at the top of each page. Clicking this will take you to a random post from the extensive Gruts archive.
"!"
Blog dedicated to inappropriate use of quotation marks.
It's the Sun wot done it
In the wake of last week's arrests, I was wondering whether the Sun newspaper would have enough journalists left to make up this week's news.
The price of penguins
In which I predict an Argentinian-led boycott of the 2012 London Olympics.
Pull the udder one
A three-legged cow yesterday.