Nonsense – Page 80

Technical note

About recent Gruts technical difficulties.

Prior art

Stippled artwork bears uncanny resemblance to scan shown in old Gruts post.

Dues process

European Commission asks the United Kingdom to pay due amounts of garlic customs duties to EU budget.

Pandering to the masses

BBC: Who, What, Why: How do you fly a panda 5,000 miles?

Outraged of Hebden Bridge

Last night, I dreamt that I caught the end of a piece on BBC Radio 4's Woman's Hour, in which some feminist was spouting bollocks about Charles Darwin.

Keeping things in perspective

Complaints over Clarkson strike comments reach 23,000.

Big end tart

I wonder if all Russian soccer clubs name their teams after strange engine-component recipes.

Pond'ring

In which a nice lady named Jennifer offers to insulate my fish pond.

Did you feel those slight tremors between 07:02 and 09:11 this morning? I reckon they peaked at about 2.3 on the Rixter Scale. No, nothing to do with fracking tests near Blackpool; it was Gruts going through a major upgrade. After many years loyal service, I have decided to put my home-grown content management system… Continue reading Fresh Gruts!