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Online chat with Fitz this evening:

Richard: Yootle!
Fitzroy: Sqigs!
Richard: Snurt!
Fitzroy: Shumplong!
Richard: Tooey!
Fitzroy: Kurks?
Richard: Nek Kurks! Haddo!
Fitzroy: abdrab - hink-hink!
Richard: Nok!
Fitzroy: Dwibby Dweeek!
Richard: Fnep!
Fitzroy: Peeeeeuuuurgggghhhhh!
Richard: Handro nog!
Fitzroy: Nga Nga! Ud.
Richard: Tep!
Fitzroy: pnuz!
Richard: I bet you say that to all the girls.
Fitzroy: Only when they ask me, which is often.

Seeing the light!

Independent: Nuclear power? Yes please…

Britain must embrace nuclear power if it is to meet its commitments on climate change, four of the country's leading environmentalists—who spent much of their lives opposing atomic energy—warn today.

The one-time opponents of nuclear power, who include the former head of Greenpeace, have told The Independent that they have now changed their minds over atomic energy because of the urgent need to curb emissions of carbon dioxide.

They all take the view that the building of nuclear power stations is now imperative and that to delay the process with time-consuming public inquiries and legal challenges would seriously undermine Britain's promise to cut its carbon emissions by 80 per cent by 2050…

Mr [Stephen] Tindale, who ran Greenpeace for five years until he resigned in 2005, has taken a vehemently anti-nuclear stance through out his career as an environmentalist. "My position was necessarily that nuclear power was wrong, partly for the pollution and nuclear waste reasons but primarily because of the risk of proliferation of nuclear weapons," Mr Tindale said…

"My change of mind wasn't sudden, but gradual over the past four years. But the key moment when I thought that we needed to be extremely serious was when it was reported that the permafrost in Siberia was melting massively, giving up methane, which is a very serious problem for the world," he said.

"It was kind of like a religious conversion. Being anti-nuclear was an essential part of being an environmentalist for a long time but now that I'm talking to a number of environmentalists about this, it's actually quite widespread this view that nuclear power is not ideal but it's better than climate change," he added.

Hale and well Med!

Times: Holy mackerel! It's not the oily fish that makes those Mediterraneans live for ever

… [Real contributory factor to the healthy Meditteranean lifestyle No. 3:] People in the Mediterranean hate cats. Marauding hordes of scraggy strays fill the streets of the Mediterranean, and why? Because people in the Med view cats, quite correctly, as rubbish, midget failure-lions, riddled with disease and vermin. In the UK, on the other hand, we look at that CV - and invite the creatures into our houses, for meat and catnip. One day, we will discover that cholesterol is caused by kittens, and a revolution will occur.

God endorses Darwin!

It was like something out of The Blues Brothers (my all-time favourite film, incidentally). The London Natural History Museum yesterday afternoon:

Darwin bathed in light, the Great Hall, Natural History Museum
Cue the celestial music! Statue of Charles Darwin, bathed in heavenly light!

If I'm totally wrong, and there really is someone up there, He's probably trying to tell us something…

Looks as if God endorses Darwin!