Did a double-take in Sainsbury’s earlier in the week:
…it made my day.
CLINT
No glow
BBC: Jeffrey Epstein accuser Virginia Roberts Giuffre on Maxwell arrest
A US woman who says she was brought to Britain aged 17 to have sex with Prince Andrew has said he “should be panicking” following the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell.
Panicking, maybe, but certainly not sweating.
‘Why doesn’t universal translator work on Klingon?’
The @RikerGoogling Twitter account lists the Google search terms being used by StarTrek: the Next Generation’s Commander William T. ‘Number One’ Riker…
Worth ten minutes of any trekkie’s time.
So true…
I’m sure they’re only there to test their eyes
BBC: Ministers ‘reluctant’ to close beaches over crowds
A major incident has been declared in Bournemouth after people flocked to the coast The government is reluctant to close beaches after a major incident was declared in Bournemouth when thousands crowded the coast, Environment Secretary George Eustice has said.
Unique treble
Congratulations, Liverpool Football Club: reigning English, European, and World Champions. #YNWA
It’s the end of a Vera
BBC: Dame Vera Lynn: Forces' Sweetheart dies aged 103
Dame Vera Lynn, the Forces’ Sweetheart whose songs helped raise morale in World War Two, has died aged 103. The singer was best known for performing hits such as We’ll Meet Again to troops on the front line in countries including India and Egypt.
Viral marketing
Typically, my tweets on Twitter receive around 0–1 replies, 0–2 ‘Likes’, and 0–1 ‘Retweets’. Then, last night, I tweeted the following:
If only I’d thought to include a shameless plug for my book at the same time!
Schoolboy error.
Unfortunate choice of words
Holofernes’ lockdown haircut goes terribly wrong
