Warning notice on back of cracker joke.
BBC: Bogus Oompa Loompa admits lying A 4ft-tall Nevada man has admitted he lied about playing an Oompa Loompa in the original 1971 Willy Wonka film. Actor and hairdresser Ezzy Dame said he first made the false claim 20 years ago when his agent advised him to "pad" his resume with the bogus acting credit.…
A white Christmas.
About my primary school Christmas concert, 1975.