Phrases which led visitors to Gruts from assorted search engines recently.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Insert your own prick joke here
Acupuncture 'helps women have babies'.
Conversations you almost never overhear - No. 1
Booking a table for 7pm.
Drumlins
Short poem inspired by the view towards Pen-y-Ghent from the B6479 between Selside and Ribblehead, 17th September, 2008.
Co-mi-ser-aaaaaaaaaaaa-tions!
Sir Cliff fails to top UK charts.
Three easy points
Liverpool 2-1 Man Utd.
Eat your heart out, Mary Shitehouse
Saudi judge condemns 'immoral TV'.
Inspirational
Great YouTube video.
Well it made me smirk
Sign spotted on the back of a van carrying golf clubs today.
Ten things I can't do any more
An obligatory list.