Skip to content
Gruts

Gruts

🦆

  • Home
  • Contents
  • About
  • Books
  • Random

Author: Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

Unfortunate headline of the week

Denise puts up clock in memory of her late husband

Published 05-Oct-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: hebden bridge times

Musculo-skeletal disorder

Two new super-villains run amok!

Published 04-Oct-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: comics, health & safety, superheros, supervillains

Spice cupboard

Spice Girl Mel auctions wardrobe.

Published 28-Sep-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: furniture

C'est le Blimp, François! C'est le Blimp!

Airship pilot in Channel attempt.

Published 28-Sep-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: airships

Tactical warfare

The tactics we should have employed on the Somme.

Published 28-Sep-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: grouse, war

Thick end of the wedge

Smoking not allowed in The Great Outdoors.

Published 28-Sep-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: nazis, smoking

I did tell you to remember the name…

The BBC has picked up on a talented photographer I mentioned back in 2007.

Published 25-Sep-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: photography

Doesn't seem very laissez-faire to me

Bernanke demands bail-out action.

Published 24-Sep-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: finance, politics

Disturbing search requests

Phrases which led visitors to Gruts from assorted search engines recently.

Published 21-Sep-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: disturbing search requests

Insert your own prick joke here

Acupuncture 'helps women have babies'.

Published 21-Sep-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: acupuncture, pseudoscience

Posts pagination

Newer posts Page 1 … Page 172 … Page 332 Older posts

BUY MY BOOK!

On the Moor

On the Moor: Science, History and Nature on a Country Walk
“…wonderfully droll, witty and entertaining… At their best Carter’s moorland walks and his meandering intellectual talk are part of a single, deeply coherent enterprise: a restless inquiry into the meaning of place and the nature of self.”
—Mark Cocker, author and naturalist
Buy at Amazon: UK | .com | etc.

RECENT PHOTOS

More photos »

RECENT READING

RECENT COMMENTS

  1. Elaine on Bobby Brewster

    Sutton Coldfield! He visited our school there too - Blackwood Junior School. Would have been prior to July 1974. What…

  2. Keith Beach on Fountain pen mod

    You should have let the woman with the fingernails sort out your pen blockage. Make HERself useful!

  3. Oven on FAQ: Why is this website called Gruts?

    According to this book I have, ‘The Scots Dialect Dictionary’, published by Waverley Books Ltd, “grut” is “the refuse of…

  4. Tony Hollick on Decrepitude

    Happy birthday from the Nite Owl

  • @friendsofdarwin on Twitter
  • My Facebook page
  • My Instagram account
  • My photos on Flickr
Gruts

Made in Europe