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Author: Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

On the marvel Millichip the F.A. broods

Video: 'Kicker Conspiracy' by The Fall.

Published 16-Aug-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: football, music, soccer, sport, the fall, videos

Team G.B.

Which moron decided that our Beijing Olympics team should be called 'Team GB'?

Published 16-Aug-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: olympics, politics, sport

Omni

I was just thinking about God.

Published 14-Aug-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: god, logic, religion

Getting fruity

Strange sex life of melons exposed.

Published 09-Aug-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: fruit, melons, sex

Senior moment (slight return)

I had a major senior moment at work the other week. Actually, it was more than a moment really; it lasted several days.

Published 09-Aug-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ageing, senior moments

Pull the other one

Violent women 'stretching police'.

Published 09-Aug-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: crime, police

The Darwinian Revolution

YouTube video.

Published 09-Aug-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: beagle project, charles darwin, hms beagle, promos, videos

Bush tucker

Eat kangaroo to 'save the planet'.

Published 09-Aug-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: australia

Oh, arse!

Simon Gray dies.

Published 07-Aug-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: books, toasts

The engines couldnae take it, cap'n!

Scotty's ashes fail to reach final frontier.

Published 04-Aug-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: science fiction, space, star trek

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On the Moor

On the Moor: Science, History and Nature on a Country Walk
“…wonderfully droll, witty and entertaining… At their best Carter’s moorland walks and his meandering intellectual talk are part of a single, deeply coherent enterprise: a restless inquiry into the meaning of place and the nature of self.”
—Mark Cocker, author and naturalist
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