Tribute to Humph.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Arbroath smokies
Jen and I had Arbroath smokies for our lunch last Saturday.
Humph
Humphrey Lyttelton (1921-2008).
Walking a borrowed dog this evening…
Me: Bloody hell! Do you know what that is? Jen: What, the cow? Me: It's not a cow, it's a bloody buffalo! You don't see many of those in Yorkshire! Jen: I don't know… There's another one over there. A buffalo! Honest injun! No bull!
Jumping to the obvious conclusion
Jen and I have a couple of phrases we like to use tongue-in-cheek when one of us puts forward a totally ridiculous hyphothesis.
From flies to guys
Flies get 'mind-control sex swap'.
My mate Clive
In which I meet Sir Clive Woodward.
Gruttish
... a very useful adject coined by none other than Charles Darwin.
The Prodigal Hamster
If Jesus had incorporated talking animals into his parables, they might have appealed more to a younger audience.
Lunt words
Graffiti village name change plan.