This week, I finally got to carry out a little experiment I've been planning for some time.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Nostril venting
Newspaper snippets that made stuff come out of Jen's nose.
Much less brighter
Sir Elton's illiterate tribute to Isabella Blow.
Sharper than a spiv's pencil
My homemade lemonade was a tad tangy.
Vector
Foot-and-mouth disease blamed on human movement.
Raw Elk
Funny post from Emerald Bile.
Responsible journalism
Sunday Times flies helicopter over quarantined farm.
Vocation
Why Carolyn's oldest daughter wants to be a teacher.
Putting the Dick in Dictionary
Telephone conversation with Carolyn.
A union of two halves
Scotland exempt from UK flag plan.