Countdown to dock pudding cook-offs.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Sweep
My crap choice of horses in the office sweepstake.
The New Year Formula
How to work out what year it will be next year.
Make your mind up, why don't you?
Striped rabbit spotted in Sumatra.
Stop it! You're splitting my sides!
Conversation with Carolyn.
Alan Partridge at Marple Races
Youtube video. Stuff came out of my nose.
It's like Strictly Come Dancing on ice
Dancing on Ice conversation.
How do you make a cat bark?
Cat burning in 16th century Paris.
Who's this other tosser?
My letter publsihed in New Scientist.
Birthday Competition: The Nun Game Challenge
Can you spot the nun?