Involving a familiar cast of characters.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Plathitudes
A poem penned at the grave of Sylvia Plath.
Brief Encounter
Bizarre encounter on the M62.
Pheasant surprise
Courtesy of Stense.
Impressive pair
The new Katie 'Jordan' Price and Peter Andre album is truly miraculous, apparently.
Come on, you chaps, time to dig deep
The Beagle Project opens its doors for donations.
200% Owl
A brace of tawnies spotted.
Computer says, 'No'
Paedophiles to undergo lie tests (again).
Every little helps
Trying to find a dish-brush at Tesco.
Meet Molly Carter
...my mum's new puppy.