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Author: Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

You can thank us later, Man U

Liverpool 2-0 Chelsea.

Published 20-Jan-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: soccer, sport

Why I will never be an internet billionnaire

No commercial nouse, that's my problem.

Published 19-Jan-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: advertising

When you walk through a storm…

Some tip-top photos.

Published 18-Jan-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: liverpool, photography, weather, windpowerstations

Right on queue

It's been a bad week for queuing.

Published 15-Jan-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: queueing, tesco

email admin note

Spam filters updated.

Published 14-Jan-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: spam

The :-

Whatever happened to the :- punctuation mark?

Published 13-Jan-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: punctuation

Tomorrow's headlines today

Leo Sayer quits Big Brother house.

Published 12-Jan-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: tv

Carolyn's joke

On which side of his house did Jack plant his beanstalk?

Published 11-Jan-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: carolyn, jokes

Joke heard on a podcast yesterday

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Published 09-Jan-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: jokes

Hammer and tongs

Fnaar-fnaar moment at work this morning.

Published 08-Jan-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: cats, misunderstandings

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Newer posts Page 1 … Page 224 … Page 332 Older posts

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On the Moor

On the Moor: Science, History and Nature on a Country Walk
“…wonderfully droll, witty and entertaining… At their best Carter’s moorland walks and his meandering intellectual talk are part of a single, deeply coherent enterprise: a restless inquiry into the meaning of place and the nature of self.”
—Mark Cocker, author and naturalist
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