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Author: Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

Every couple has its moment in a field

Sexing-up science.

Published 05-Nov-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: science

Larus ridibundus

Dreadful pun warning.

Published 03-Nov-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: photography, puns

Legal Wrangling

Solicitor clashes with bouncer.

Published 02-Nov-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conversations

Waste Not Want Not

Carolyn's kids recycle their Halloween sweets.

Published 01-Nov-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: carolyn

Top Fly Guy

One of my photos of Tiger Woods appears in Top Fly magazine.

Published 28-Oct-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: photography, tiger woods

The Caffè Nero Customer Survey Game

Customer survey hilarity!

Published 28-Oct-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: games, surveys

Torturers' Relationship

Bush doesn't want to torture Cheney shock!

Published 28-Oct-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: bush, human rights, torture

Headline of the Month

Transgender MP in toilet fracas.

Published 28-Oct-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: headlines

We Are Number One!

UK tops various leagues.

Published 23-Oct-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: britishness

WMD

Israel admits phosphorous bombing.

Published 22-Oct-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: human rights

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On the Moor

On the Moor: Science, History and Nature on a Country Walk
“…wonderfully droll, witty and entertaining… At their best Carter’s moorland walks and his meandering intellectual talk are part of a single, deeply coherent enterprise: a restless inquiry into the meaning of place and the nature of self.”
—Mark Cocker, author and naturalist
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