I was collared by a soccer fan in the kitchen at work today.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
In a flap
In which I confront one of my phobias, and am conquered by it.
Batwomaning for the other side
Batwoman relaunched as lipstick lesbian shock!
Gazumped
Uri Geller gazumped on Elvis's old house.
Poseidon
How they are promoting Wolfgang Petersen's latest film all wrong.
Not so grateful now, huh?
Grateful Dead keyboardist dies.
Ellie Carter (1995–2006)
My mum's dog died today.
Yorkshire cricket
Cricket match played next to my house, Sat. April 11, 1896!
When I'm 41
I am older than John Lennon.
Comeuppance/Falldownance
Convicted egg thief dies after fall from tree.