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Author: Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

How to become an elected dictator

...simply by changing one's name.

Published 01-May-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: anniversaries, nazis, politics

Unfortunate word-wrap

Saucy mayhem on bus timetable.

Published 30-Apr-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: buses

Spotty Johnson

Mum reminisces about old dogs.

Published 29-Apr-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: dogs, mum

Get me a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!

Q: What's more dangerous than a crocodile?

Published 29-Apr-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: reptiles

Hot and steamy video!

If this doesn't bring the Googlers in, nothing will.

Published 29-Apr-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: videos

15,000 Not Out

I am 15,000 days old today.

Published 27-Apr-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ageing

PRAGMATIC GREENS SHOCK!

Going for the nuclear option.

Published 27-Apr-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: energy, nuclear power

Ach x 2!

Regrettable news from Scotland.

Published 27-Apr-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: cats, scotland, windpowerstations

Spirit of the crap

In which I coin a new word.

Published 24-Apr-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: fitz, puns, scepticism

No bun intended

In which I have a rather strange dream.

Published 23-Apr-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: buns, dreams

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On the Moor

On the Moor: Science, History and Nature on a Country Walk
“…wonderfully droll, witty and entertaining… At their best Carter’s moorland walks and his meandering intellectual talk are part of a single, deeply coherent enterprise: a restless inquiry into the meaning of place and the nature of self.”
—Mark Cocker, author and naturalist
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