FAQ: Have any of the Fall albums ever gone platinum?
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Dock Pudding
Photographic proof that the good folks of Hebden Bridge eat dock leaves.
Conversation with an expert gardener yesterday
Weedly advice.
Trim
In which I get my eyebrow trimmed.
Vindicated!
Agent Scully nominated for BAFTA.
Drunken conversation with Dad, Tuesday night
The title says it all, really.
Muggerty
Jen and I invented a useful new word yesterday.
Quoting Peter Kaye…
Knock knock joke.
How to become an elected dictator
...simply by changing one's name.
Unfortunate word-wrap
Saucy mayhem on bus timetable.