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Author: Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

The colour of bullshit

Theresa May wants a red, white and blue Brexit.

Published 06-Dec-2016
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: brexit, bullshit, europe, politics, videos

Spectacular solution

My genius temporary solution to broken reading spectacles.

Published 06-Dec-2016
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: glasses

Film review: Jack Reacher (2012)

Tom Cruise has never won an Oscar. Not once. Not for Eyes Wide Shut. Not for Knight and Day. Not even for Mission: Impossible 2. He has come tantalisingly close a few times. Like when he played opposite Oscar-scooping Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man. And when his first ex-wife, Nicole Kidman, won an Academy Award… Continue reading Film review: Jack Reacher (2012)

Published 29-Nov-2016
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: films, movies, reviews

Theoretical frivolousness

In which I am bamboozled (once again) by the LRB.

Published 13-Nov-2016
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: literature, lrb

Making America grate again

Those crazy Yanks think they can out-stupid us.

Published 09-Nov-2016
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: america, arseholes, brexit, europe, politics, stupidity

Judge not, lest ye be smirched

Why we should issue our judges with a copy of the Daily Heil and a rubber stamp

Published 06-Nov-2016
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: brexit, daily mail, nazis, newspapers, politics

Book review: ‘Keeping On Keeping On’ by Alan Bennett

Volume three of his popular diaries (and other stuff). As with the previous two volumes in this series, Alan Bennett's diary entries from the last ten years are hugely entertaining, as are the articles that follow them. However, the inclusion of a couple of plays at the end of this thick and enjoyable third volume… Continue reading Book review: ‘Keeping On Keeping On’ by Alan Bennett

Published 05-Nov-2016
‘On Writing Well’ by William Zinsser

Book review: ‘On Writing Well’ by William Zinsser

The Classic Guide to Writing Nonfiction.

Published 05-Nov-2016
Filed under: Uncategorised Genres: Culture Tags: reviews

Book review: ‘Nobody Wants to Read Your Shit’ by Steven Pressfield

Don't bother. Reading a book entitled and sub-entitled Nobody Wants to Read Your Shit: why that is and what you can do about it, a writer might reasonably expect to pick up one or two tips about how to get people to actually read their shit. But this book offers next to no such advice… Continue reading Book review: ‘Nobody Wants to Read Your Shit’ by Steven Pressfield

Published 05-Nov-2016

Book review: ‘The Wood for the Trees’ by Richard Fortey

The long view of nature from a small wood. Retired trilobite palaeontologist and current TV presenter Richard Fortey used the proceeds from one of his television series buy a small woodland plot in Oxfordshire. This enjoyable book describes his getting to know the history and ecology of the wood in depth. My kind of book.… Continue reading Book review: ‘The Wood for the Trees’ by Richard Fortey

Published 05-Nov-2016

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On the Moor

On the Moor: Science, History and Nature on a Country Walk
“…wonderfully droll, witty and entertaining… At their best Carter’s moorland walks and his meandering intellectual talk are part of a single, deeply coherent enterprise: a restless inquiry into the meaning of place and the nature of self.”
—Mark Cocker, author and naturalist
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