Marmalade in decline (or not).
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Corbyn speak
Corbyn spouts management speak.
Stretford Mall irony
When doors aren't necessarily always open.
Wall of sound
I always, incorrectly, assumed Blowzabella stopped making music years ago.
Compare and Contrast
Musk v Harkness.
Re. the ‘newspaper’ that delivered Brexit
Wikipedia editors have voted to ban the Daily Mail as a source for the website in all but exceptional circumstances after deeming the news group “generally unreliable”.
BBC science fail
There is nothing ‘coincidental’ about a lunar eclipse occurring during a full moon.
Busy man
gents' loo at the Birch Service Station on the M62 this morning: a businessman operating two hand-driers simultaneously, one for each hand.
Shock news
Analysis of EU Referendum voting patterns shows strong correlation between lower educational qualifications and voting Leave.
Vegetative state
Iceberg lettuces and broccoli rationed as vegetable crisis hits supermarkets shock!