A city-nature novel. Clay is an unusual novel in that, while it is set in London, the natural world plays a major part in the story. Indeed, Nature (capital N) could almost be seen as one of the novel's characters. Harrison is excellent at describing the changing seasons, and at how Nature just gets on… Continue reading Book review: ‘Clay’ by Melissa Harrison
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Carolyn shows me her clam
Who doesn't love a bivalve?
Time I duct
Atrocious pun re. vasectomies.
Blimey, Nicole Kidman's let herself go!
Movie-poster shock!
Giving a clown a bad name
A professional clown claims the scary-clown craze is giving real clowns a bad name.
So, it's come to this
Facebook just sent me an ad aimed at ‘Silver Surfers’.
Driving Miss Daisy
A short video starring my nemeses of the week.
Hollywood beckons
One of my sources at the BBC tipped me off that there might soon be a vacancy for a fat, bearded Merseysider for a new cookery show.
Carolyn asks me to Bangor
(No pun intended.)
EU Madness!
80s cockney pop star is now Slokavian Prime Minister shock!