The pope and Marge Simpson.
Nonsense
Yorkshire Post
Just so you know that the Hebden Bridge Times isn't the only Yorkshire newspaper to carry the occasional odd headline.
We will fight them on the beaches
Why grandad fought the Nazis?
Tribute band
Oasis announce new album details.
Very Alan Bennett
Jen and I have just returned from a long weekend in Scarborough.
Bleak doctrine
Terry Eagleton, writing in the London Review of Books recently.
The Devil Woman Game
A great game to play at pop concerts.
Near-death experience
Runaway Jewish gentleman.
322
hat's how many plastic bags were reused by the customers of the Prestwich branch of Tesco last week.
Man of principles
Shadow home secretary David Davis has resigned as an MP.