Indiana Jones is back - and on form.
Nonsense
Pib
... a surprisingly rare opening syllable.
Hip to be Square
International links forged with squares.
Better inoculate than never
Children will be banned from starting school until they receive the MMR jab, under new Labour party proposals.
Bosh
I've just worked out why, when the Halifax Bank merged with the Bank of Scotland, they chose to merge the two banks' initials in the order that they did.
Beer came out of our collective noses
What Jen and I and most of Jen's family misheard her (Irish) mum to say in the pub last night.
Incarnadine
The more observant of you might have noticed that the banner across the top of the page has changed from a tasteful orange colour to a rather dramatic red.
BBC News web team goes for headline of the month
Great tits cope well with warming.
More ducks than is usual
Is it my imagination, or are there more ducks than is usual for the time of year flying about at the moment?
Cue the Hallelujah Chorus…
Phil Collins announces musical retirement.