...or does he?
Nonsense
Weapon of choice
Pistachio nuts!
Delusions of grammar
BBC's grammar not up to scratch.
Bummer!
US network faces $1m nudity fine
Reprieve
Massive wind farm 'turned down'.
Oh the irony!
Winehouse is admitted into rehab.
The bastard's had the sodding kitchen floor now!
Kitchen renovations.
Fame
...at last!
Namesakes
Mourners pay respects to Hillary.
Some bastard's nicked our floor!
Dining room renovations.