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Mastermind results.

Published 31-Jul-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: charles darwin, trivia

The cheque's in the post

My first Amazon referral scheme payment.

Published 30-Jul-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: books

Watching the last ever Top of the Pops

Poor joke follows...

Published 30-Jul-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conversations, music

Coincidence? I don't think so!

Hey, has Clarkson being nicking my material?

Published 30-Jul-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: bodily functions

Watching 'Top of the Pops: The True Story'

I'm sorry, it's only just occurred to me: have you ever seen Graham Norton and Jason Donovan in the same room? We have a right to know.

Published 30-Jul-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: compare and contrast

All things bright and beautiful

Jehovah's Witnesses offensive!

Published 29-Jul-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: religion

King of the Road

London Mayor calls for bike number plates.

Published 29-Jul-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: irish mick, transport

Angels of the North West?

Gormley wants statues to stay in Crosby.

Published 29-Jul-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: art, liverpool

Result 2

Stense's verdict on my chilli, crab and lemon spaghetti recipe.

Published 28-Jul-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: recipes, stense

John

In which a cleaning lady calls me by that name.

Published 28-Jul-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conversations

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On the Moor: Science, History and Nature on a Country Walk
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—Mark Cocker, author and naturalist
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