I've decided it's time to invent my own alternative therapy.
Nonsense
2003 UB313
Astronomers announce discovery of 10th planet.
Conversation with Vodafone Customer Services
Overcharged to the tune of £250.
Bad Blair Day
On Tony Blair's makeup bill.
I raft in your general direction
Bomber bloody well wasn't making peace sign.
The Man with the Golden Pun
Bloke inhails gold paint.
As easy as pi
Richard fails to explain the significance of pi.
Pretentious
Conversation with Jen twenty minutes into the film Layer Cake.
No shit? You really don't say!
Prayer no aid to heart patients shock.
Of or pertaining to the rhinoceros
The adjectival form of the word 'rhinoceros'.