A poem
Nonsense
Overheard in Yorkshire antique shop this afternoon
Man looking at Bruce Lee Enter the Dragon poster: I'd forgotten he were in Enter the Dragon.
To bee or not to bee
In which I struggle into and out off a bee-suit.
All we hear is…
Thought concerning so-called 'Lady Gaga'.
Hay-level results
It's good to see that the Telegraph still understands its readers' priorities.
Me old china
As of today, my babe mate Stense and I have been friends for twenty years.
Handy with a corkscrew
Last night, some friends and I noticed that one of the waitresses in our local Italian restaurant is rather handy with a corkscrew, so we asked her to demonstrate her technique for the camera: Admit it, you're impressed.
A Day at the Races
Some photos from Thirsk Races yesterday.
Compare and contrast
...on the buses.
I receive feedback
Gruts not as good as it used to be shock!