
…That is dead dear!
(Do you see what I did there?)
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…That is dead dear!
(Do you see what I did there?)

If ‘Boris’ Johnson had a shred of integrity (which, patently, he doesn’t), he would retire immediately from politics to spend more time with his ego.
See also: My book (obviously)
BBC: Rick Astley on his wife Lene: 'The success I'm having is due to her'
You should never give her up, Rick!
Discover blogs: Little Dogs Pee Higher To Make Themselves Seem More Intimidating, Study Suggests
Great use of precious science research funding!
BBC: EU signs its biggest free trade deal with Japan
The European Union and Japan have signed one of the world's biggest free trade deals, covering nearly a third of the world's GDP and 600 million people.
This is the sort of thing grown-ups can achieve when they put their minds to it.
FITNESS APPS?!

At the end of the day, Soccer was the winner.
(Soccer and Croatia.)
BBC: Yorkshire Ambulance Service withdraws community defibrillator support
Dozens of community defibrillators will have to be maintained locally after an ambulance service said it could no longer afford to support them. […] It said those affected have been offered a new cabinet, battery and electrodes, free of charge.
What the hell use is a defibrillator battery that’s free of charge?