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Author: Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

A HANDBAG?!!!

...some Brits still have it.

Published 19-Oct-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: britishness

Niff said

Conversation at work.

Published 15-Oct-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conversations

Carter's Jackdaw-Resistant Bird Feeder

I do some DIY.

Published 14-Oct-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: birds, diy

Any dream will do

Dono-fans spotted in Liverpool.

Published 13-Oct-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: celebrities

Eurocrats speak total sense shock!

Go nuclear for a third industrial revolution, says EC.

Published 13-Oct-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: energy, environment, nuclear power

Top priority

Family want plastic pen tops ban.

Published 13-Oct-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: overreactions

HOLY SHIT!!!

England 14-9 France.

Published 13-Oct-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: sport

Oh that's just great!

Al Gore awarded Nobel Peace Prize.

Published 12-Oct-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: peace, pope, prizes

And some of the seed fell on stony ground

Carolyn doesn't get my joke.

Published 11-Oct-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: carolyn, conversations, joke

Containing myself

Brown rules out autumn election.

Published 07-Oct-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: children, politics

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On the Moor

On the Moor: Science, History and Nature on a Country Walk
“…wonderfully droll, witty and entertaining… At their best Carter’s moorland walks and his meandering intellectual talk are part of a single, deeply coherent enterprise: a restless inquiry into the meaning of place and the nature of self.”
—Mark Cocker, author and naturalist
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