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Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Sorry, you were out
I don't think our postman was too impressed with the birthday presents Stense sent me yesterday.
From the spam folder
Disturbing spam haiku.
Ideal Homes
Lack of staircase photo shock.
Queen's Council
My lookalike spotted at terrorist trial.
Bees
Fears over rare bumblebee numbers.
Jackhammers
A poem about jackhammers.
Cabaret
Is life a cabaret, old chum?
Bon Voyage
Hitchin, Soo and sprogs on round-the-world jaunt.
Extra version
On Die Hard 4.0.