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Author: Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

Now that's what I call a footprint

Renewable energy projects will devour huge amounts of land, warns researcher

Published 27-Jul-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: energy, environment, nuclear power

I'll always have Paris

Paris Hilton is using up space in my brain.

Published 26-Jul-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: carolyn, celebrities, iq, memory

Compare and contrast

Cameron v Cameroon.

Published 22-Jul-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: compare and contrast

The Tesco™ Bag for Life Scam

How to beat the system.

Published 22-Jul-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: scams, tesco

Eat, drink and be merry…

Tax alcohol more says top doctor.

Published 21-Jul-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: alcohol, drinking, pubs, puritans, smoking

Eye-sore

Jen says my eyes are bullshit.

Published 21-Jul-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: jen

Well, it made me laugh

Cyanide and Happiness cartoon.

Published 21-Jul-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: cartoons

Maybe it's because I'm not a Londoner

Why I won't be standing for London mayor.

Published 21-Jul-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: london, politics, stereotypes

Pungent

Conversation with Jen.

Published 21-Jul-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conversations, jen

Spacious

Jen and I cleaned out the junk from our cellar yesterday.

Published 19-Jul-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: alcohol, cellars, wine

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On the Moor

On the Moor: Science, History and Nature on a Country Walk
“…wonderfully droll, witty and entertaining… At their best Carter’s moorland walks and his meandering intellectual talk are part of a single, deeply coherent enterprise: a restless inquiry into the meaning of place and the nature of self.”
—Mark Cocker, author and naturalist
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