Spotted on an Edinburgh escalator.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Eden
Hand-written sign spotted in a shop in Edinburgh.
Scam
In which Jen cons me out of a fiver.
Bailey's
Bailey's Irish Cream are advertising two new flavours.
Cock v Papal Bull
Vatican urged to act quickly on condoms.
Back Again
I'm back from Scotland.
Brief Interlude
Right, I'm off to see a man about a haggis. Back in a couple of days. Please feel free to talk amongst yourselves.
Handy Hint
When crossing a one-way street...
Unfortunate
How Carolyn (whose surname is Farthing) is appearing to me on Google Talk at the moment:
Gardener's whirled
My dad, watching a gardening programme on telly last night.