The title says it all, really.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Muggerty
Jen and I invented a useful new word yesterday.
Quoting Peter Kaye…
Knock knock joke.
How to become an elected dictator
...simply by changing one's name.
Unfortunate word-wrap
Saucy mayhem on bus timetable.
Spotty Johnson
Mum reminisces about old dogs.
Get me a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!
Q: What's more dangerous than a crocodile?
Hot and steamy video!
If this doesn't bring the Googlers in, nothing will.
15,000 Not Out
I am 15,000 days old today.
PRAGMATIC GREENS SHOCK!
Going for the nuclear option.