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Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Umbrella
The North Korean leader's latest official portrait is a breath of fresh air.
'ottest day oft year
Yorkshire sizzles on hottest day of the year.
Chuzzle wit
High-brow literary pun alert!
Subito!
A quick video of a whistle-stop tour of Capri.
Our father
BBC: Archbishop of Canterbury learns real father was Churchill's private secretary Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby says it “comes as a complete surprise” that a DNA test has revealed his real father was Winston Churchill's private secretary. Meanwhile, in related news, Jesus is shocked to learn that his real father was some chap named Joseph.
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Roast child on pub menu shock!
Parcel farce
Cat delivered alive and well after spending eight days in the post.
Lentil arithmatic
Who in their right mind is going to grow lentils?
Sennacherib and co.
Some potentially useful source material.