Harry Potter publisher halts Asda order.
Nonsense
Innumerate
One in 14 adults cannot answer a maths question aimed at eight-year-old children.
News from Hippy Central
Hebden Bridge pledges to bin plastic bags
British summertime cancelled
What a totally shit summer!
Lucky day
Car crash on Friday 13th.
Sniffing test
The strange and wonderful world of Carolyn.
Finally this government does something right
Charles Darwin to appear on
Sorry, you were out
I don't think our postman was too impressed with the birthday presents Stense sent me yesterday.
From the spam folder
Disturbing spam haiku.
Ideal Homes
Lack of staircase photo shock.