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With friends like that…

Yours truly compared to murdering psychopath.

Published 19-Dec-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: compare and contrast, me, psychopaths, stense

Another grave error

Misheard at a funeral...

Published 17-Dec-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: puns, religion

Half a lifetime away

Photo of me in 1985.

Published 17-Dec-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: durham university, me

Blaming the victim

Harriet Harman tries to use the murder of five women to further her political agenda.

Published 17-Dec-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: politics, spin

Lateral thinking

You've got to hand it to those Chinese...

Published 14-Dec-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: china, dolphins

Blair Fitz Project

Compare and contrast these photos.

Published 13-Dec-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: compare and contrast, fitz

Anagram

Anagram madness.

Published 13-Dec-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: anagrams

Grave error

Misreading of a gravestone.

Published 11-Dec-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: death

Idle thought

I wonder what treatment they offer to people with a morbid fear of hypnotherapy.

Published 10-Dec-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: hypnotism, idle thoughts

I'll get my coat

Euro jackpot lost in player error.

Published 10-Dec-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: carolyn, lottery, randomness

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