Bizarrest opening phrase in a news story.
Nonsense
I have seen the future of sociology
Academics to debate Springsteen.
My reputation precedes me
Conversation at Tesco.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
At the post office.
Well, of course, we had it tuff…
Pennine housing.
It's bad, you know
R.L. Burnside, RIP.
Compare and contrast
Bush v New Orleans
I say, old chap, this just isn't cricket
England take lead in Ashes series shock.
Send in the clones
In which I produce the world's first human clones.
Bless their scatty little minds!
Women dim: official!