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Not the droid you’re looking for

Okey-Banokey!

Published 18-Apr-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conversations, dad, films, movies, star wars

Jab, jab, and a quick left-rook

Boxing/chess.

Published 13-Apr-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: hebden bridge times, sport

Don’t try this at home

Saying ‘boo’ to a goose.

Published 05-Apr-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: birds, geese, videos

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE (2)!!

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle choose flowers SHOCK!

Published 01-Apr-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: nasty little ginger shit, royal weddings, royalty

Bird impersonator

Pigeon gossip’s legal defence.

Published 24-Mar-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: birds, spies

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!!

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle choose cake shock!

Published 20-Mar-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: cakes, nasty little ginger shit, royal weddings, royalty

Overheard at a dinner party last night…

(I don’t think it’s quite the word they meant…)

Published 11-Mar-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conversations

Pitch battle

How would I have pitched ‘Thor Ranarok’ to a big-time movie mogul? What’s the one thing that would make anyonewant to go and see the film?

Published 09-Mar-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: cate blanchett, films, movies, star trek

New facts don’t emerge

Siri rebels.

Published 02-Mar-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: music, technology, the fall, videos

Meanwhile, on Twitter…

Pope's funeral video hilarity.

Published 09-Feb-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: funerals, harry potter, pope, twitter

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