Cat delivered alive and well after spending eight days in the post.
Nonsense
Lentil arithmatic
Who in their right mind is going to grow lentils?
Sennacherib and co.
Some potentially useful source material.
Buying alcohol at Sainsbury's…
Brief conversation with a checkout lady.
Say three Hail Marys and a How's Your Father
Catholic priest ‘caught snorting cocaine in Nazi room’ shock!
Join the cue
Police could use fire stations in Essex proposal.
Watching ‘The Bourne Identity’ with my dad…
‘Did she just say she was Mr Kane's pregnant sister?’
‘Cursed child parts’?
A very unfortunate choice of title for a play.
Apostrophe catastrophe
In which I am outraged by a spurious apostrophe.
Wallet o' fish
I lost my wallet in Hebden Bridge's weekly market last week. This week, the fishmonger returned it to me.