‘Did she just say she was Mr Kane's pregnant sister?’
Nonsense
‘Cursed child parts’?
A very unfortunate choice of title for a play.
Apostrophe catastrophe
In which I am outraged by a spurious apostrophe.
Wallet o' fish
I lost my wallet in Hebden Bridge's weekly market last week. This week, the fishmonger returned it to me.
Duck tweets
Gerry Adams to release book featuring his best tweets.
LRB chortles
The latest edition of the London Review of Books contains an unprecedented number of chortles. By which, I mean two.
Procrastination is the mother of invention
I just dug out my copy of ‘Getting Things Done’ by David Allen.
Let all the children boogie
David Bowie, R.I.P.
Hoots!
In which I make stuff come out of Jen's nose.
Mane attraction
Lions have ‘partners’ now, apparently. It's political correctness gone bonkers.