Those crazy Yanks think they can out-stupid us.
Nonsense
Judge not, lest ye be smirched
Why we should issue our judges with a copy of the Daily Heil and a rubber stamp
Carolyn shows me her clam
Who doesn't love a bivalve?
Time I duct
Atrocious pun re. vasectomies.
Blimey, Nicole Kidman's let herself go!
Movie-poster shock!
Giving a clown a bad name
A professional clown claims the scary-clown craze is giving real clowns a bad name.
So, it's come to this
Facebook just sent me an ad aimed at ‘Silver Surfers’.
Driving Miss Daisy
A short video starring my nemeses of the week.
Hollywood beckons
One of my sources at the BBC tipped me off that there might soon be a vacancy for a fat, bearded Merseysider for a new cookery show.
Carolyn asks me to Bangor
(No pun intended.)