Just who the hell do the people at GMail think they are, marking as spam an email sent to me entitled ‘An important message from the United Nations’?
Nonsense
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Phil Collins ‘no longer retired’.
Memory bank
Things my bank expects me to remember when using their machines/online banking facilities.
Payne and illness
Hundreds of disappointed fans are "left weeping" after One Direction cancel a Belfast concert.
What do you reckon is going on here, then?
Knob-shaped show-scrub sachet shock!
Small om
They say you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs. It turns out I can't make an omelette full-stop.
Compare & contrast
Thom Yorke v. Tollund Man.
Life imitates Gruts
I saw this coming. Oh yes I did!
19A:
Crossword clue proves to be spectacularly difficult.
Forward planning
Some chap in front of me in the queue at Sainsbury's today bought £190-worth of Budweiser and a packet of paracetamol.