I don't think helping Tony Stark cook paella for his super-hero friends and S.H.I.E.L.D. colleagues quite qualifies me for enrolment in the Avengers Initiative, but I do now at least know what my own super-hero name is.
Nonsense
Fade to black. Sound of wind blowing across ocean.
In which I recreate the haunting final shot from one of my very favourite films
Oh, the humanity!
Cilla Black's funeral to feature song from Sir Cliff Richard SHOCK!
Sing, if you're glad to be Che
Joke spotted on Twitter.
Stense's chameleon joke
Today marks the 25th anniversary of my friendship with Stense.
Not wishing to be pedantic, but…
The Spectator doesn't seem to understand the concept of a peer-group.
Come again?
In which a fishmonger enquires about Easter.
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!
‘Katy Perry joins Taylor Swift v Nicki Minaj row – and brings Rihanna with her’ shock!
Taste the difference
Sainsbury's reckon they're selling ten-years old chickens.
His armpit hairs are sprouting
Video: The Fall, ‘British People in Hot Weather’.