Knob-shaped show-scrub sachet shock!
Nonsense
Small om
They say you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs. It turns out I can't make an omelette full-stop.
Compare & contrast
Thom Yorke v. Tollund Man.
Life imitates Gruts
I saw this coming. Oh yes I did!
19A:
Crossword clue proves to be spectacularly difficult.
Forward planning
Some chap in front of me in the queue at Sainsbury's today bought £190-worth of Budweiser and a packet of paracetamol.
Paul redux
My nutty former school-mate is currently appearing in BBC2's ‘Special Forces: Ultimate Hell Week’.
My super-hero name
I don't think helping Tony Stark cook paella for his super-hero friends and S.H.I.E.L.D. colleagues quite qualifies me for enrolment in the Avengers Initiative, but I do now at least know what my own super-hero name is.
Fade to black. Sound of wind blowing across ocean.
In which I recreate the haunting final shot from one of my very favourite films
Oh, the humanity!
Cilla Black's funeral to feature song from Sir Cliff Richard SHOCK!