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Venus and Serena

Dreadful pun alert...

Published 17-Apr-2013
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: puns, sport

Surround-sound

In which the latest episode of ‘Dr Who’ blurs the boundaries of TV sci-fi and reality in my own living room.

Published 15-Apr-2013
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: bats, compare and contrast, das boot, mice, science fiction, tv

Milk-Snatcher

To mark the death of Baroness Thatcher, a recording of the Watersons singing "Hilda's Cabinet Band".

Published 08-Apr-2013
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: music, politics, videos

Spotted in the pub last night

A woman with two bottles on her head.

Published 07-Apr-2013
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: hebden bridge, photographs, pubs, yorkshire

Selling porkies

Pun alert: Ikea pulls elk lasagne found to contain pork.

Published 06-Apr-2013
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: food, pigs, sweden

Q: Which world leader is the pointiest?

Pun alert!

Published 26-Mar-2013
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: germans, puns

Look what Irish Mick's made!

Photos of my mate Irish Mick building a kayak.

Published 25-Mar-2013
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: diy, irish mick

I couldn't possibly comment

Independent: If you want to get ahead, be a night owl

Published 24-Mar-2013
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: nite owl

Spring has sprung!

Photos of huge snow drifts in Hebden Bridge.

Published 23-Mar-2013
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: hebden bridge, weather, yorkshire

Tell us something we don't know

Times survey finds Hebden Bridge to be the coolest place in which to live in Britain.

Published 19-Mar-2013
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: hebden bridge, hebden bridge times, murdoch, yorkshire

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