Vatican to make John Paul II a saint.
Nonsense
Fresh from the pineapple groves of North Cumbria
Photo of a Sainsbury's ‘A Taste of Britain’ fruit display.
Things I never thought I'd need to point out to an adult in a baker's shop
‘Do you realise you're on a scooter?’
Sporting injuries
How to make tennis more interesting.
Bunting
Underwear used as bunting shock!
Tony sleeps with the fishes
James Gandolfini, Sopranos star, dies in Italy.
Carter postales™
Handy hint: Save money on ridiculously expensive post cards by making your own out of any unused pieces of card you might happen to have lying about the house.
Personal correspondence
In which I save £4's worth of quids at the Post Office by adhering to a bonkers rule.
Some people are never bloody satisfied
It has been suggested to me that my scoop about Stense sitting on a hill with her dog last Thursday was somewhat unsatisfactory, in that it was totally un-newsworthy.
Scoop
In which I publish a major scoop as to precisely what Stense was up to at 19:20 on Thursday, 30th May, 2013.